The men’s NCAA basketball tournament is underway, as is your office bracket, but the women’s tournament kicks off tomorrow. Unlike the men’s tourney, a local team, the Miami Hurricanes, actually has a shot at making it well into the depth of the women’s tourney as a number three seed. Unfortunately,…
As the Miami Heat have struggled this season, critics have repeatedly pointed their fingers at the team’s new $100 million big man, Chris Bosh, for playing soft. The 6’11” forward has struggled to assert himself in the paint since arriving from Toronto, leading to whispers that he had “gone Canadian”…
While the program remains officially silent, a report by InsideTheU.com that six Hurricanes football players have been suspended for next season’s opener against Maryland has now been confirmed by two NBCMiami sources. Seantrel Henderson, one of the top recruits in the nation in the class of 2010, is among the…
Last August, Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall said he’d pursue an NBA career if there was an NFL lockout. Well, the lockout is here. Chad Ochocinco has already made plans to join a Major League soccer team, and one member of the Cowboys has returned to arena football. So,…
Giving that Chad Ochocinco grew up in soccer-loving Miami, it’s no surprise that he used to play the sport in his youth, but the colorful Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver is know more for his skills with his hands than his feet. Now, in the face of an NFL labor lockout,…
Fan favorite, Miami Heat co-captain, and only actual local boy on the team, Udonis Haslem has returned to practice after tearing a ligament in his foot this past November. ESPN reports Haslem took part in shooting drills during team practice yesterday and that a return to competition before the end…
Just ten days ago, the Miami Heat were in the midst of a five-game losing streak that included a season sweep at the hands of the Chicago Bulls and a press conference where head coach Erik Spoelstra told everyone that his players were crying after a loss. In the mix…
The Miami Heat may have put an end to their recent losing streak, but star Dwyane Wade was handed a much more significant victory this weekend in court: full custody of his kids. After a rather ugly legal battle with his ex-wife Siohvaughn following their divorce, Wade’s two young sons…
America’s favorite loudmouthed basketball has-been Charles Barkley and Heat star Dwyane Wade might costar in a series of cell phone commercials, but Barkley hasn’t let that dampen his criticism of the Heat. The Heat finally pulled out another victory last night against the Lakers, but they certainly haven’t won over…
The Miami Heat beat the Los Angles Lakers Thursday night 94-88, snapping a season-high five-game losing streak.Everybody can unclench their assholes now.After what has been a nightmare week for Heat fans, and an absolute delight for Heat Haters everywhere, Miami not only beat the defending champs for the second time…
Tim Tebow made his last play for the Florida Gators just a year and some months ago, but the Gainesville faithful miss him so. So much that they’re already erecting a life sized statue of their chosen one on campus. That must be some sort of record between the time…
Who do you blame when a team with unparalleled marquee talent finds themselves lost in a string of embarrassing losses? Increasingly, fans and haters alike have begun to call for the firing of Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra, with many theorizing it’s only a matter of time until Heat…
The good news is, since their infamous crying episode over the weekend, we finally have found a nickname for the revamped Miami Heat. The bad news is we’re beginning to wonder whether these John Boehner Boys will ever win a game again…
At recent Miami Heat home games, there have been not only groans and “ugh”s in the stands, but also Uggs. As in those ugly furry boots that University of Miami sorority sisters wear with miniskirts any time the temperature dips below 70. Those crimes against footwear really have no business…
LeBron James left money on the table when he decided to sign with the Miami Heat, so maybe he’s trying to make up the difference with a string of paid nightclub appearances you’d expect from a Jersey Shore cast member. According to court documents, James was slated to appear at…
The Heat racked up their fourth loss in a row last night, a sorry streak made all the more troubling that they came against other likely playoff bound teams. You’d think the shame factor from the losses alone would be enough, but, oh no, here comes Erik Spoelstra, a goofy-faced…
Florida High School Athletic Association executive director Roger Dearing has taken a lot of heat for the disqualification of the Krop High basketball team and ongoing investigation into the school’s entire athletic department. He sent us an op-ed letter, which we’ve posted below, in which he attempts to make it…
The Miami Heat had yet another late-game collapse, losing yet another game at the buzzer and going down to yet another playoff-caliber team when they lost 87-86 to the Chicago Bulls yesterday. And while the Heat are now 0-6 against the Celtics and Bulls, and 1-9 against the NBA’s top…
So everyone expected a big quarterback controversy for the Hurricanes this off-season between rising senior Jacory Harris and sophomore Stephen Morris. Well, Al Golden released his spring training depth chart today, and the first-string quarterback as of right now is, uh, Spencer Whipple. Yes, the kid who got on the…
We were led to believe that LeBron James was special. That he was bitching, a total frickin’ rock star from Mars. That he had tiger blood and Adonis DNA. That he was some sort of basketball warlock. That his joining the Heat would mean, duh, WINNING! But that hasn’t worked…
Big Z demands that you pay him two months in advance if you want to come into his house. That’s not some strangled And 1 axiom. Zydrunas Ilgauskas– the 7-foot-3 totem pole at the end of the Miami Heat bench– has a beautiful townhouse he wants to rent you, Carmelo…
If last night’s Miami Heat’s to-do list was:Lose to yet another quality team at homeGo ten straight possessions without scoring a basketHave their two best players combine for two points in the second halfAllow the opponent to go on a 40-9 runBlow a 24-point leadMiss another last second three-point shotLoseThen,…
