Urban Meyer and Randy Shannon Land Gigs on ESPN

Former UF coach Urban Meyer and former UM coach Randy Shannon saw their careers as heads of two of Florida’s big three college football teams come to an end after this season for very different reasons, but they both appear to be headed to the same place: ESPN of course…

Heat’s Eddie House Fined $25,000 for “Crotch-Related Gesture”

The NBA doesn’t want you to think about their players’ crotches. As far as they are concerned their players don’t even have crotches, and any player caught in any way pointing to their crotch apparently gets fined $25,000. That’s what happened to the Heat’s Eddie House for his “obscene” “crotch-related…

Cold Fourth Quarter Sinks Heat

Dwyane Wade’s magic goggles seemed to run out of awesome juice in the fourth quarter of Thursday night’s 93-88 loss to the New York Knicks.Because after Wade started the game hitting pretty much every shot he threw up (except his free throws… hit those goddamn free throws, D-Wade!!), he missed…

Jacory Harris Has a Clean Slate, Will Be Evaluated on Swagger

After the disastrous Sun Bowl against Notre Dame, many ‘Canes fans thought that Jacory Harris’ days as the starting quarterback were done. Not necessarily, says new offensive coordinator Jedd Fisch. He wants Harris to know that along with Stephen Morris, he’s still very much in the running for the position,…

LeBron James Pokes Fun at Dwyane Wade’s Migraine Glasses

Apparently, LeBron James sometimes forgets he’s part of the Miami Heat’s big three and acts like a member of another famous trio: Larry, Curly, and Moe. Dwyane Wade is dealing with serious migraine headaches and has been wearing special, slightly funny-looking glasses to deal with light sensitivity during practice, and…

FSU Snaps Miami Women’s Basketball Winning Streak

There’s something special going on this season with the Miami Hurricanes women’s basketball team, but the squad experienced its first setback since their second game by falling to FSU last night 66-59. The loss ends Miami’s 17-game winning streak, which tied Duke’s longest winning streak in the nation…

Ricky Rubio Wants to Play for the Heat, Maybe

Known for his creative Pistol Pete Maravich playing style, shaggy haired Spanish phenom Ricky Rubio was the youngest player to play for the Spanish ACB League when he debuted at the age of 14. Then in June of 2009, when Rubio was 19, he declared himself eligible for the NBA…

Lil Wayne Has Beef with LeBron James and Dwyane Wade

It wasn’t that long ago when you could spot Lil Wayne sitting front row at AAA rooting on Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat (one instance of which was immortalized in cake format), but apparently Wayne is a Heat fan no more. No, he’s not pissed about “The Decision” like…