Krop High Will Play On, But Coach Shakey Wasn’t Too Happy To See Us

Judge Spencer Eig this afternoon granted an emergency injunction to Dr. Michael Krop High’s basketball team, allowing the number-one-ranked squad to join three other teams in the playoffs despite eligibility issues surrounding 19-year-old guard Brian Delancy. Eig ruled that it would be “fundamentally unfair not to allow these students to…

Ex-Michigan QB Tate Forcier Transferring to Miami

Turns out that the Hurricanes will net a new QB this year after all: former Michigan starter Tate Forcier. He’s announced his decision to transfer to Coral Gables today. Forcier was a four-star recruit coming out of high school, but thanks to injuries and other complications failed to deliver for…

WrestleMania Coming to Sun Life Stadium in 2012

Lets get ready to rumble! No seriously, we need to get ready to rumble. It’s just been announced that Miami is playing host to professional wrestling’s biggest event WrestleMania in 2012. It’s not quite another Super Bowl, but hosting the event means an economic boon for the city as well…

Disqualified Krop Baller Bryan Delancy’s Sketchy Living Situation

At three this afternoon at a Downtown courthouse, attorneys representing Dr. Michael Krop High will argue that the disqualification of one of the school’s basketball players over an immigration issue is illegal. Whether Florida’s number-one ranked high school team qualifies for the playoffs hangs in the balance. But Riptide has…

Randy Shannon Reportedly Interviewing for Maryland’s DC Job

We’re pretty sick of trying to follow the Randy Shannon job hunt as apparently interest from Texas and UCLA lead nowhere, but according to an ESPN reporter Shannon is going to interview for the defensive coordinator position at Maryland. Yes, Maryland would be a rival ACC school. Yes, Miami and…

Dan Marino Hates the Black Eyed Peas

The Pittsburgh Steelers may not have won the Super Bowl, but the real losers seems to have been the Black Eyes Peas. The questionably talented group helmed the halftime show’s first foray back into Top 40 pop since Janet Jackson’s affaire du nipple a few years back. They may have…

Steelers vs. Packers: Who Should Miamians Root For?

Miami isn’t in the Super Bowl, and the Super Bowl isn’t in Miami. So it’s hard for us to get overly excited about the game. Last year we played host, and thanks to a certain amount of cultural affinity, a feel good story, and a strong presence of former Hurricanes…

QB Jacoby Brissett to Chooses Gators Over ‘Canes

Al Golden was hoping for one more coveted player to really make his inaugural recruiting class shine, but it appears that four star quarterback Jacoby Brissett of Palm Beach Gardens’ Dwyer High will announce his intentions to play for the Gators instead this year. Brissett was one of those kids who wanted…

Watch LeBron James Dance For Money

LeBron James’ probably won’t be staring in any Cleveland tourism commercials anytime soon, but it doesn’t seem that his controversial move to Miami has impacted his commercial value any. James has been shilling for State Farm insurance since 2008, and his latest ad with the company has him dancing for…

Charles Barkley Calls Chris Bosh an Ugly Girl

With the addition of Chris Bosh to the Eastern Conference’s reserve roster your Miami Heat big three are all officially all stars. Yeah, the Boston Celtics have more All Star players (four on the reserve roster), the Heat have the most in the starting line-up. Of course with two teams…

LeBron Drops 51 As Heat Beat Magic

There is one universal truth that Orlando Magic general manager Otis Smith must come to realize. And that is, don’t make LeBron James angry. Otis Smith wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. During the off-season, Smith smugly questioned LeBron’s competitiveness after King James decided to sign with Miami. And clearly,…

Eddie House’s “Big Balls” Dance: The Origins

It’s pretty fun watching South Florida’s daily newspapers try to describe the “crotch-related gesture” that got Miami Heat guard Eddie House fined this week. Or, more specifically, not try– because the Herald can’t get away with saying “testicles” unless it’s a cancer-related story, and even El Nuevo Herald apparently can’t…