Apparently, the Miami Heat are only able to beat the Dallas Mavericks if the two are playing in the NBA Finals. Dirk Nowitzki dropped 26 points while Jason Terry scored all of his 19 late in the fourth quarter as the Mavericks ended the Heat’s 12-game winning streak in a…
Jews love a deal (not to imply any sort of hurtful stereotype, because let’s be honest people of all ethnic and religious backgrounds love a deal. There is something wrong with you if you don’t). Jews also love the Miami Dolphins (again regardless of identity, there is something wrong with…
We can debate the merits of the Lingerie Football league all we want, but there’s no question that the competition is real. This Friday’s game between the Miami Caliente and the Tampa Bay Breeze erupted in straight up fisticuffs. Wait, with the Dolphins stuck in permanent suck and the Hurricanes…
This weekend marked the homecoming of Frank Martin, a Miami native who’s turned the Kansas State Wildcats into a Top 10 basketball team. If you read the Herald’s glowing piece on Martin though, you may have stumbled over a couple quick sentences: Martin “was fired” as coach of Miami High,…
Al Golden has only been in charge of the Miami Hurricanes for a week, and he’s already lost a major recruiting battle. Teddy Bridgewater, the quarterback for Miami Northwestern and rated the number two best quarterback prospect in the country by Rivals.com, has committed to the University of Louisville. Bridgewater…
Perhaps less heralded than the 1972 perfect season, but more illustrative of the Miami Dolphins proud position as a historically non-sucking team is another record: most regular season wins since 1970 (that’s the year the AFL and NFL merged and is generally considered the start of the modern era of…
With Sunday’s 17-14 loss to the lowly Buffalo Bills, it looks like the Miami Dolphins have managed to cobble together yet another season of rampant incompetence.The loss killed whatever feeble hopes Miami had on making the playoffs, putting their record at 7-7 and giving them their sixth home loss of…
There is special providence in a last-second field goal.After losing its first game of the season in a heartbreaker in Georgia, Miami Central came full circle last night, defeating Orlando Dr. Phillips 42-27 for the first state football trophy in school history.It was the Rocket’s 14th straight win. Strangely enough,…
Tonight, the Miami Heat travel to Madison Square Garden to face off against the New York Knicks, who are suddenly relevant again for the first time in years. Of course, New Yorkers are a hell of a lot more excited for the match than Miamians. They’re still fuming over the…
Watching high school sports is a lesson in physics. On fields, courts, and diamonds, the potential energy of shy teenagers explodes into the kinetic prowess of emerging stars.Tomorrow night in Orlando, the Miami Central Rockets will attempt to convert their Liberty City dreams into the school’s first ever state football…
Members of the Associated Press have voted for the “Sports Story of the Year,” and it seems the winner actually was a bit more of a tabloid story than really a sports story …and that’s only if you consider golf a sport. The continued fallout from Tiger Woods’ massive cheating…
Cleveland’s hate for LeBron James has reached new levels. The city’s 96.5 Kiss FM has decided to censor the player’s name from Jay-Z’s hit “Empire State of Mind.” One of the station’s DJs decided that the word “LeBron” was just as offensive as any other word banned from radio airplay,…
Al Golden isn’t the only coach from Temple making the move to Miami. According to several reports out of the Philadelphia media, it seems that his defensive coordinator Mark D’Onofrio is likely to join him. Going solely by this year’s ranking, D’Onofrio is a pretty good choice. The Miami Hurricanes…
Following the biggest scandal involving a trip since that Linda woman was involved in the Lewinsky affair, the Jets announced that they had fined and suspended strength training coach Sal Alosi. Though, they said their was no formal instruction to create a “human wall” of sorts against the sideline. Well,…
Back in the ’90s, Jeff Farmer was a regular in the pro-wrestling world portraying the evil-minded impostor of popular superstar Sting. Yes, wrestling really is like soap operas for men, and this was basically an evil-twin storyline. His gimmick was basically that he tricked fans and fellow wrestlers into thinking…
Jets strength training coach Sal Alosi has already been fined and suspended for the trip seen ’round the world. Though, it’s likely he’ll never be able to totally live it down completely. While sports blogs, ESPN talking heads, and, of course, Channing Crowder have already ripped into the guy, last…
One of the hyperbolic threads in the Dolphins-Jets rivalry is that Miami fans think that the Jets organizations is basically trash, or as they apparently say in the team’s home state of Jersey, “muff cabbage.” Jets strength coach Sal Alosi offered shocking and appalling evidence of that on Sunday when…
Unless the Heat somehow manage to only drop two games the rest of the regular season, the hopes that the team can match the ’96 Chicago Bulls 72-win season may have to wait until at least next season. Though, the streaking squad is already knocking on the door at meeting…
Sports writers across the country were saying “Auuuu!” this morning over the prospect of making a Fort Knox worth of puns based on the name of University of Miami’s new head football coach Al Golden. It’s a “golden era” as the “golden Canes” take a “golden opportunity” on a new…
If you like low scoring games with shitloads of punting, dropped touchdown passes, coaches tripping players running down the sideline, corner backs with hands of stone, and really repulsive quarterback play, then Sunday’s showdown between the Miami Dolphins and New York Jets was right up your alley!The Dolphins pulled off…
The last time Al Golden coached a college football game he lost to Miami of Ohio. The next time he coaches a team it may very well be Miami of Florida. ESPN reports that Golden, the current head coach at Temple, has been offered the vacant position as the Hurricanes’…
Well, University of Florida Athletic Director Jeremy Foley works a heck of a lot faster than his counterpart at Miami. Will Muschamp, the defensive coordinator of the Texas Longhorns, has been named the new head honcho in Gainesville. Previously, he had been guaranteed to be Mack Brown’s successor at Texas,…
