Miami Central Reigns Supreme

There is special providence in a last-second field goal.After losing its first game of the season in a heartbreaker in Georgia, Miami Central came full circle last night, defeating Orlando Dr. Phillips 42-27 for the first state football trophy in school history.It was the Rocket’s 14th straight win. Strangely enough,…

Miami Central Rockets 48 Minutes Away from First State Football Title

Watching high school sports is a lesson in physics. On fields, courts, and diamonds, the potential energy of shy teenagers explodes into the kinetic prowess of emerging stars.Tomorrow night in Orlando, the Miami Central Rockets will attempt to convert their Liberty City dreams into the school’s first ever state football…

David Letterman Rips Jets’ Trip-happy Coach in Top Ten List

Jets strength training coach Sal Alosi has already been fined and suspended for the trip seen ’round the world. Though, it’s likely he’ll never be able to totally live it down completely. While sports blogs, ESPN talking heads, and, of course, Channing Crowder have already ripped into the guy, last…

Jets Suspend and Fine Sal Alosi, Dolphin-Tripping Coach

One of the hyperbolic threads in the Dolphins-Jets rivalry is that Miami fans think that the Jets organizations is basically trash, or as they apparently say in the team’s home state of Jersey, “muff cabbage.” Jets strength coach Sal Alosi offered shocking and appalling evidence of that on Sunday when…

Miami Heat Already Have Shot at One NBA Record

Unless the Heat somehow manage to only drop two games the rest of the regular season, the hopes that the team can match the ’96 Chicago Bulls 72-win season may have to wait until at least next season. Though, the streaking squad is already knocking on the door at meeting…

Miami Wins, Jets Coach Intentionally Trips Dolphins Player

If you like low scoring games with shitloads of punting, dropped touchdown passes, coaches tripping players running down the sideline, corner backs with hands of stone, and really repulsive quarterback play, then Sunday’s showdown between the Miami Dolphins and New York Jets was right up your alley!The Dolphins pulled off…

Al Golden Named Head Coach of Miami Hurricanes

The last time Al Golden coached a college football game he lost to Miami of Ohio. The next time he coaches a team it may very well be Miami of Florida. ESPN reports that Golden, the current head coach at Temple, has been offered the vacant position as the Hurricanes’…

Will Muschamp Named Head Coach of Florida Gators

Well, University of Florida Athletic Director Jeremy Foley works a heck of a lot faster than his counterpart at Miami. Will Muschamp, the defensive coordinator of the Texas Longhorns, has been named the new head honcho in Gainesville. Previously, he had been guaranteed to be Mack Brown’s successor at Texas,…

Heat Haters Now Hate Miami’s Swanky Intro Video

With the Miami Heat on a winning streak desperate Heat haters are starting to find weird peripheral things to hate on. First it was some eight-year-old fan. Now it’s the Heat’s intro video. It’s old news. It’s played before every home game this season. Then again, because Miami fans apparently…

Bo Pelini Says He Won’t Interview with Miami Hurricanes

Bo Pelini has put the rumors that he’ll be interviewing for the Miami Hurricanes’ open head coaching job to rest. The Cornhuskers head coach had issued a sort of not-quite-denial before, but the latest statement, issued in conjunction with Nebraska AD Tom Osbourne seems pretty definite…

Dolphins To Take in Broadway Play Before Jets Game

The Miami Dolphins raised some eyebrows when they announced they’d be landing New York today instead of the usual Saturday arrival for their game this weekend against the Jets. Well, it turns out that owner Stephen Ross arranged the early visit so his team could take in a showing of…

Here Come the Jon Gruden to Florida Rumors

I’m half convinced that the only reason we’re hearing Jon Gruden’s name come up in the coaching search at the University of Florida is just to spark the ire of Miami fans. After the ‘Canes came up cold in their pursuit of Gruden, it really would sting if he ended…

Miami Central Meets Cypress Bay Tonight in State Semifinal

Last week was all about the cheese plates, champagne, and pretending you knew who Marina Abramovic was: “But of course! I love her… stuff.”So now that Art Basel is over, why not shed the haute couture and come out to see some hard knocks instead. Sixty-yard spirals? Breathtaking! A quarterback…