Marlins To Lift Ban on Players’ Beards

Does it even matter what you look like when no one shows up to your games or hardly watches them on television? Probably not. Maybe the Marlins finally realized this. The team is officially loosening some its long standing rules that restricted player’s facial hair…

Dan Marino Will No Longer Be on TV on NFL Sunday

Dan Marino has been on your television almost every NFL Sunday since 1983, either as the Dolphins quarterback or, for more than the past ten years, as a studio analyst on CBS’s The NFL Today. Well, no longer. CBS has announced it has dropped Marino and cohost Shannon Sharpe. They’ll…

LeBron on Picturing Leaving Miami: “I Can’t”

Could you imagine being in a relationship where every day someone asks you, “So, you’re going to break up with them, right?” That’s pretty much where LeBron James and Miami are right now. With his right to become a free agent beginning this summer, whether LeBron will stay in the…

Leaked: Possible Names and Logo for Beckham’s Miami Team

When David Beckham confirmed that he’d be bringing a Major League Soccer team back to Miami last week he unfortunately didn’t give us any new details. You know, things like a team name, colors, or shield design. Well, now the Palm Beach Post has obtained a couple of possible team…

LeBron Won the NBA Dunk Contest Last Night

Oh, so it’s a dunk contest you want America? Well then, by all means, a dunk contest you shall have! LeBron followed up a day of butt hurt talking heads bashing him for not participating in their silly, outdated, doesn’t count, nobody will remember in a week exhibition with a…

Chris Bosh Providing Voice of Mythical Guardian in Hulk Cartoon

Chris Bosh’s life imitates art… sort of. Last year, the Borscht Film Festival made sports blog headlines by producing an unauthorized animated short film that portrayed Chris Bosh as an intergalactic space prince. Well, now real-life Bosh himself is actually providing the voice for an animated inter-dimensional, all-seeing, and all-hearing…

A-Rod Drops MLB Lawsuit, Apparently Accepts Season-Long Suspension

It appears Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez has now accepted that he’ll be sitting out an entire season after New Times uncovered his links to Coral Gables PED-pushing clinic Biogenesis.. A-Rod and his legal team have voluntarily dropped a lawsuit against Major League Baseball, the Players Association, and Commissioner Bud Selig…

Meet the Three Floridians Competing in the Winter Olympics

As native Floridians, we’ve always viewed the Winter Olympics as some sort of weird arctic elf games we’ll never truly be able to comprehend. As it turns out, there are not that many Floridians who go on to compete in these frigid competitions compared to northern states. Though, this year…

Heat Outdunks Clippers: Blake Griffin Pretends to Godhood, Fails

Good morning! While you were asleep last night, the Miami Heat and the Los Angeles Clippers played future basketball, where people can fly, only dunks count, and playing defense is frowned upon. The Dunk counter ran out of batteries in this one, because all of the dunks happened, all shapes…

Hurricanes Net Solid Class on Drama-Free Signing Day

Despite last-minute interest in Alabama and continued overtures from Florida State, five-star defensive end Chad Thomas of Booker T. Washington Senior High approached the podium at the school’s national signing day event, popped “U,” and put on a Miami Hurricanes jacket. It was the highlight of a day that saw…

ESPN Touts LeBron James-Blake Griffin Trade Fantasy

So how would you feel about losing LeBron James if it meant getting rising star Blake Griffin in return? ESPN wants you to think about it. Because they’re going to run the LeBron free agency story into the ground almost as severely as everything Tim Tebow, ESPN’s website is running…