Beckham Announces MLS Team With Few New Details

David Beckham finally formally announced what we all knew: he’s bringing an MLS team to the city, with the condition that he find a location to build a stadium. Besides noting that the team would start play in either 2016 or 2017, we didn’t get any more details…

Revisiting the Fusion: Is Miami Ready for Another MLS Team?

Almost 12 years ago, Major League Soccer announced it was shuttering the financially faltering Miami Fusion. Fast-forward to today, and sometime in the next 24 hours the league is expected to announce it’s officially re-entering the market with a David Beckham-owned team. Back on that fateful January 2002 day, Commissioner…

Heat vs. Pistons: How Can LeBron Jump 200 Feet Into the Air?

The Miami Heat beat the Detroit Pistons 102-96 Monday night, starting what they can only hope is a post Super Bowl run that rivals the 27-game winning streak they enjoyed last season. The Big 3 combined for 71 points in the win, dominating from the start behind Wade and Bosh’s…

Beckham’s MLS Announcement Expected Wednesday

Despite everyone knowing that David Beckham is actively trying to bring an MLS franchise to Miami, he hasn’t said anything official about it. That will change Wednesday, when he’s scheduled to make an announcement alongside Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Gimenez and MLS president Don Garber at Pérez Art Museum Miami…

Incognito and Martin Texted About Poppin’ Mollies and Being Stoned

To bolster Richie Incognito’s position that threats of violence between him and Jonathon Martin were just the pair’s special way of “bantering,” Incognito’s attorney released 40 pages of text messages between the former teammates to CBS Miami yesterday. Ironically, the controlled leak could lead to more problems for both Martin…

Heat-Thunder: Dwyane Wade Disappears Again, Team Loses 112-95

If Kevin Durant was looking to send a message, message received loud and clear. Durant continued his streak of lighting the NBA on fire, scoring 33 points in a 112-95 stomping of a mistake-prone Miami Heat team Wednesday. Durant scored 30 or more for a career best 12th straight game,…

LeBron CGI Enhanced vs. Spurs; Next Up: Durant and Thunder

In their first meeting since last years epic NBA Finals, the Miami Heat blew the doors off the San Antono Spurs 113-101. In contrast to last years seven-game craziness, this one had very little drama, as the Heat pushed their lead to nearly 30 — with the starters sitting on…

Heat Beats Celtics: Joel Anthony Makes Tough Guys Cry

In what is becoming a trend, the Heat once again Tuesday night played a game you would like to punt into a canal, jump in after it, drag it to the bottom, and put it under a rock like an alligator. Except they won this time, 93-86. Yeah, the Celtics…

Hawks Beat Heat: The Shittiest All-Star Game Ever

The Miami Heat lost to the Atlanta Hawks Monday night, 121-114. The game started at 5:30 p.m., and ended at 8:02 p.m. That recap of the game gives pretty much as much effort as the Miami Heat defense right now. I will only continue out of respect to Pat Riley…