As this saga unfolds, Richie Incognito’s douche-level has quickly escalated from “teen ’80s movie villain jock” to “unhinged bigoted rage-o-holic.” CBS Sports has obtained text messages the now suspended Incognito sent to Jonathan Martin in which he calls him a “half-n*gger,” threatens to defecate in his mouth, and threatens to…
For years we have thought the Miami Hurricanes were South Florida’s bad boys. Turns out we were wrong. Those seemingly straight-arrow Dolphins are really a big-money fraternity gone wrong. The team suspended guard Richie Incognito Sunday for detrimental behavior. He is part of the Dolphins’ six-player “leadership council” and was…
The Heat went old school on all our asses Sunday night, throwing it all the way back with a 103-93 win over the Washington Wizards. The win was a reminder of the good old victorious days, back in June 2013 when Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” was the number one hit…
Riptide has spent approximately 55 percent of our time this past week reading everything every idiot on the internet has to say about the Miami-FSU game. Did you know Miami’s pass defense is supposed to be the toughest FSU has seen all season? Were you aware that Jameis Winston leads…
Jonathan Martin had enough of his teammate’s bullying. The Dolphins tackle abruptly left the training facility earlier this week and checked himself into a hospital for mental issues. Now Fox Sports reports that Martin was a victim of systematic bullying. His teammates had nicknamed him “Big Weirdo” and insulted his…
The Miami-FSU game doesn’t come with a cutesy nickname. It’s not played on a set weekend or at a neutral location. The campuses, despite sharing a state, are hardly geographically close. Both teams have a rival they hate more (in fact, the same rival). Players seem to have a mutual…
Holy fucking pumpkin seeds, that was crazy! The Dolphins did the most Dolphins-y thing ever by snatching a victory from the jaws of defeat just as they were setting up to yet again snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. On a 3rd and 10 and with the Bengals backed…
VLAAAH!!! Guess what???!!! You get an extra special, ghoulish and scaaaaary Dolphins game on Halloween!! Will you stay home from going to the Grove and looking at countless women in sexy costumes to “enjoy” the game??? PROBABLY NOT. But the friiiiiiightening Dolphins will still be playing a game against the…
Tuesday night the Miami Heat threw an elaborate “We Are The Champions” party at American Airlines Arena, a night that ended in them dominating the Chicago Bulls, and landing in Philadelphia at 3 a.m. Wednesday they woke up, had breakfast, fell down 19-0 to the Philadelphia 76ers, and got their…
David Beckham himself commented on reports that he’s pursuing an MLS team in Miami, noting that it’s “something I’m very interested in” during a live Facebook event from London today. Which gave a writer at Yahoo!’s Eurosports blog the opportunity to declare Miami the worst sports town in America and…
Since the 1995 inaugural season of the Jacksonville Jaguars, Florida has had three NFL teams. In that time Dan Marino retired and the Dolphins mostly slunk into irrelevant mediocrity. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers captured a Super Bowl ring and had a pretty decent ’00s, but are now back to playing…
Hey Basketball Press, How you doing? Remember us? We’re the ones who told you to stop picking on Miami Fans (as well as some other gripes we might have aired over the years). Listen, we know this kind of seems nitpicky, but we’re heading into year four of this and…
Meet your new Miami Heat, much like your old Miami Heat. On the night the Miami Heat received their championship rings and raised the third championship banner, they also managed to fit in a basketball game, taking the season opener against the Chicago Bulls 107-95. Seven players scored in double…
Through a number of rumors, chatters andunsourced reportsits seemed kind of all-but-official by now, but, hey, now the Associated Press is reporting that David Beckham has officially decided to exercise his option to own an MLS team by plopping it right down here in Miami. Though this one comes with…
If you visited dolphinscheerleaders.com on a smartphone or tablet anytime in about the last 24 hours, you got a bit more than you bargained for. The site was hacked and forwarded mobile device users to a hard-core porn site…
The Miami Hurricanes have had to come from behind to secure wins against lesser opponents in their last three games. The Florida State Seminoles, meanwhile, made former No. 3 Clemson look like an FCS team in its own stadium. So maybe it’s not much of a surprise that according to…
Tonight, the Miami Heat, for the second consecutive year, will raise some fancy fabric and accept some gaudy jewelry in celebration of its second consecutive NBA championship. The journey to a three-peat kicks off with the Chicago Bulls, one of only three franchises to have successfully pulled off the feat,…
LeBron James’ participation in Miami’s monthly Critical Mass bike ride is well documented, and it appears that it even helped inspire his latest Nike ad. In the video, James take a 200-plus strong bicycle gang of kids through some of his favorite places in Miami, including Calle Ocho, South Beach…
The Dolphins stormed out of the gate yesterday with a 17-3 lead. But then they did that so very Dolphins thing they do and gave up 24 unanswered points to what on paper and early on seemed like a depleted, lost, and hurting Patriots team. Alas, there is no better…
Tonight’s meeting between two of South Florida’s most storied high school football teams has been canceled. The reason: apparently, gang violence…
Mike Miller was one of three Heat players to get swindled by con man Haider Zafar, and now he’s considering suiting the team for responsibility. The suit is drawn up according to The Herald, but Miller hasn’t officially filed it yet. In the suit Miller would seek $1.7 million, the…
The Dolphins travel to New England on Sunday and three weeks ago most Dolphins fans would have greeted this challenge with a salivating maw. Today, however, our collective asshole is clenched tighter than Justin Bieber entering the showers of a maximum security prison on national “Fuck a Horrible Human Day.”…
