Holy fucking pumpkin seeds, that was crazy! The Dolphins did the most Dolphins-y thing ever by snatching a victory from the jaws of defeat just as they were setting up to yet again snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. On a 3rd and 10 and with the Bengals backed…
VLAAAH!!! Guess what???!!! You get an extra special, ghoulish and scaaaaary Dolphins game on Halloween!! Will you stay home from going to the Grove and looking at countless women in sexy costumes to “enjoy” the game??? PROBABLY NOT. But the friiiiiiightening Dolphins will still be playing a game against the…
Tuesday night the Miami Heat threw an elaborate “We Are The Champions” party at American Airlines Arena, a night that ended in them dominating the Chicago Bulls, and landing in Philadelphia at 3 a.m. Wednesday they woke up, had breakfast, fell down 19-0 to the Philadelphia 76ers, and got their…
David Beckham himself commented on reports that he’s pursuing an MLS team in Miami, noting that it’s “something I’m very interested in” during a live Facebook event from London today. Which gave a writer at Yahoo!’s Eurosports blog the opportunity to declare Miami the worst sports town in America and…
Since the 1995 inaugural season of the Jacksonville Jaguars, Florida has had three NFL teams. In that time Dan Marino retired and the Dolphins mostly slunk into irrelevant mediocrity. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers captured a Super Bowl ring and had a pretty decent ’00s, but are now back to playing…
Hey Basketball Press, How you doing? Remember us? We’re the ones who told you to stop picking on Miami Fans (as well as some other gripes we might have aired over the years). Listen, we know this kind of seems nitpicky, but we’re heading into year four of this and…
Meet your new Miami Heat, much like your old Miami Heat. On the night the Miami Heat received their championship rings and raised the third championship banner, they also managed to fit in a basketball game, taking the season opener against the Chicago Bulls 107-95. Seven players scored in double…
Through a number of rumors, chatters andunsourced reportsits seemed kind of all-but-official by now, but, hey, now the Associated Press is reporting that David Beckham has officially decided to exercise his option to own an MLS team by plopping it right down here in Miami. Though this one comes with…
If you visited dolphinscheerleaders.com on a smartphone or tablet anytime in about the last 24 hours, you got a bit more than you bargained for. The site was hacked and forwarded mobile device users to a hard-core porn site…
The Miami Hurricanes have had to come from behind to secure wins against lesser opponents in their last three games. The Florida State Seminoles, meanwhile, made former No. 3 Clemson look like an FCS team in its own stadium. So maybe it’s not much of a surprise that according to…
Tonight, the Miami Heat, for the second consecutive year, will raise some fancy fabric and accept some gaudy jewelry in celebration of its second consecutive NBA championship. The journey to a three-peat kicks off with the Chicago Bulls, one of only three franchises to have successfully pulled off the feat,…
LeBron James’ participation in Miami’s monthly Critical Mass bike ride is well documented, and it appears that it even helped inspire his latest Nike ad. In the video, James take a 200-plus strong bicycle gang of kids through some of his favorite places in Miami, including Calle Ocho, South Beach…
The Dolphins stormed out of the gate yesterday with a 17-3 lead. But then they did that so very Dolphins thing they do and gave up 24 unanswered points to what on paper and early on seemed like a depleted, lost, and hurting Patriots team. Alas, there is no better…
Tonight’s meeting between two of South Florida’s most storied high school football teams has been canceled. The reason: apparently, gang violence…
Mike Miller was one of three Heat players to get swindled by con man Haider Zafar, and now he’s considering suiting the team for responsibility. The suit is drawn up according to The Herald, but Miller hasn’t officially filed it yet. In the suit Miller would seek $1.7 million, the…
The Dolphins travel to New England on Sunday and three weeks ago most Dolphins fans would have greeted this challenge with a salivating maw. Today, however, our collective asshole is clenched tighter than Justin Bieber entering the showers of a maximum security prison on national “Fuck a Horrible Human Day.”…
One need only look at the Marlins player payroll for evidence that owner Jeffrey Loria is cheap, but news that the team is under federal investigation for wage violations have nothing to do with anything on the field. According to FairWarning, a Labor Department spokesman confirmed that along with the…
We’ve already told you about plans to bring a college football bowl game to Marlins Park. Well, the plans were officially announced today with one major surprise. The name of the game: the Miami Beach Bowl. Now for those of you not familiar with local geography, Marlins Park is located…
There’s no denying that three years ago, LeBron James was the biggest villain in sports. Hell, Heat fans themselves were treated as rouges just for daring to root for him. But after two back-to-back championships, LeBron’s public image has recovered. Of course, the sports media always needs a villain, and…
Amid the mixed results from the NFL’s ongoing push to make British people care about American football by playing a few games every year in London, one bizarre fact remains constant: Among Brits who do enjoy the pigskin, the Miami Dolphins are oddly popular. A survey of fans at this…
In Alfred Hitchock’s classic The Birds, Tippi Hedren’s characters runs around everywhere getting attacked by crazy birds. Apparently if Dwyane Wade starred in a sequel to movie he’d just sit safely inside all day quietly taunting the birds for not being able to get at him through his reinforced windows…
Halloween is right around the corner, and if you haven’t already, now is the time to pick up a costume. By now, Walmart’s cookie-cutter dress-up shelves look like the Publix bottled water section when a hurricane is churning in the Gulf. Sometimes the best Halloween ideas are right under your…
