If you watched the Miami Hurricanes’ historic thrashing of Duke on the basketball courts last week, you might have spotted a few lonely dots of blue among the sea of orange in the student section. To no one’s surprise, it turns out those Duke fans did not have a very good…
Reggie Bush may have been one of the bigger names on the Dolphins squad for the past two years, and may have racked up two seasons close to 1,000 yards, but don’t expect him to come back.Though Bush has stated he’d like to stay in Miami, it’s looking more and…
This week, New Times takes you inside Biogenesis, an anti-aging clinic in Coral Gables run by Miami entrepreneur Anthony Bosch. His name is familiar to sports fans because he and his father, Dr. Pedro Bosch, were probed by authorities in 2009 when Manny Ramirez was suspended for violating baseball’s drug…
If you’re a college football recruit who is also a strip club enthusiast, your best bet is to sign with the University of Miami. Failing that, you can always go to FIU. Because really, no one wants to see strippers in Tuscaloosa or South Bend.So really, we’re never really that…
The Miami Hurricanes men’s basketball team wrapped up their extraordinary week with a 71-47 drubbing of Florida State last night to remain undefeated in the ACC. Taken with their historic win over Duke on Wednesday, the ‘Canes were rewarded handsomely in both the AP and USA Today Coaches’ polls…
Sometimes it seems the Marlins and Dolphins are trying to pull one big joke on South Florida, and now it appears the Marlins are set to recycle one of the Dolphins biggest punchlines.Pat White, a name synonymous with Bill Parcells’ crappy draft picks, has been offered a minor league contract…
The string of good news for the Miami Hurricanes continues. After Jedd Fisch left the team as offensive coordinator to take the same position with the Jacksonville Jaguars, the team has now reportedly snagged a replacement form their biggest rivals. FSU’s offensive coordinator, James Coley, has reportedly accepted an offer…
The Miami Heat are worth a cool $625 million, according to the latest NBA team valuations by Forbes.com. That’s up 307 percent since last year, or almost $200 million since 2012 when the team was valued at $427 million. Apparently that championship made a big difference…
What a surreal but awesome day to be a Miami Hurricane fan. Just hours after the NCAA made the bizarre admission it had epically bungled its own investigation into the school, the Miami Hurricanes men’s basketball team reminded the world that this is the campus that invented swagger by delivering…
The Miami-Dade County Commission has now officially put its stamp of approval on the Miami Dolphin’s plan to seek tax money to provide upgrades to the aging Sun Life Stadium. Only four of the thirteen commissioners voted against the measure…
The University of Miami has finally responded to the announcement of NCAA-ception today, and in her official statement university president Donna Shalala didn’t mince words. She said she was “frustrated, disappointed and concerned” by the developments, and claims the school has been “a model for how institutions should partner with…
The NCAA was supposed to be investigating the University of Miami Athletics Department for improper conduct, but instead of releasing the results today, the NCAA dropped a bombshell of its own: it admitted its own investigators had illegally obtained evidence during the investigation.Shapiro’s attorney, Maria Elena Perez, “improperly” got information…
Locals aren’t the only ones pissed over the Marlins’ most recent fire sale. The MLB players union is also keeping a close eye on the team’s roster, and apparently has promised to take action if the Marlins don’t do anything about it soon.Well, lo and behold, MLB.com is out with…
So, Shane Battier’s annual celebrity karaoke event went down this weekend at the Eden Roc Hotel, and if you couldn’t afford the $250 tickets to the charity event, don’t worry. Of course some video evidence has leaked…
Though, the NCAA still has not delivered the official notice of allegations to the University of Miami, several details have started to leak out.Frank Haith, the former men’s basketball coach who is now at the Missouri, in particular is said to be charged with “unethical conduct and failure to promote…
In a move that’s a longshot to fix the Miami Heat’s rebounding woes but is a surefire, lead pipe lock to fix the lack of hilarious people on the Heat to write about on local blogs, the team has signed Chris “Birdman” Andersen, the heavily tatooed big man last seen…
In yet another bittersweet reminder that despite not having much success lately on the college level, the Miami Hurricanes are still a major NFL pipeline, it turns out that more former ‘Canes will playing in the AFC and NFC championship games this weekend than any other school. Which shouldn’t be…
Well, the week has come and almost gone, and despite reports that the NCAA could deliver its Notice of Allegations to the University of Miami this week, it doesn’t appear that that’s happening.However, the general feeling inside the school is that the football program could avoid major institutional sanctions, and…
We cool now, Heat fans? LeBron and Wade came into the Staples Center last night, dropped their shorts and proceeded to Danza-slap every Lakers player, coach and fan in attendance with a 99-90 victory that was ALL D-Wade and Cobradick.The Heat were the real stars in attendance despite the presence…
When Yahoo! Sports reporter Charles Robinson first hinted to the world that he was working on a story that became the Miami Hurricane’s scandal, he promised on ESPN Radio that on the outrage meter, it would merit a ten.Yeah, in retrospect he might have wanted to dial that back to…
Is LeBron James planning on packing up those talents and sending them first class back home to Cleveland? Rumors are swirling that the Cleveland Cavaliers are eager to target their old star in 2014 when James has the option to be a free agent again, On ESPN this morning, Chris…
Despite winning it all last year (suck it Thunder), doubts remain about the Miami Heat. The team has lost three of its last four games, Dwayne Wade is currently cranky about playing time, and our most devoted fans remain of the blow-job-giving variety.On top of all that, a local lawyer…
