2011 sucked for the average Miami sports fan. The Big 3 and the Miami Heat were bitched-slapped by the most annoying guest star on Entourage, a German white walker, a Puerto Rican hobbit, and the most overrated sixth man in the NBA. The Ex-Florida-Now-Miami Marlins continued to suck on the…
Shaquille O’Neal is officially retired from the NBA, but the former Miami Heat star may not have exhibited his last feat of athleticism in Miami-Dade just yet. Today, O’Neal confirmed rumors from a few months ago that he’s thinking about wrestling in a match when the WWE brings Wrestlemania to…
Amar’e Stoudemire has privately announced his intentions to hunt and kill LeBron James and Dwyane Wade, according to reports. The full details of the bloodlustful New York Knicks forward’s murderous plans are not yet known, but Stoudemire has told teammates that he has already assembled a cache of firearms with…
Breathe easy, Golden Panthers fans. Despite some murmurs that he was the frontrunner for the Pitt job, head coach Mario Cristobal isn’t going anywhere. ESPN reports that Wisconsin offensive coordinator Paul Chryst will take that job, while the Miami Herald reports that FIU is in aggressive negotiations with Cristobal to extend…
After last seasons’ crushing NBA Finals, LeBron James has already lost one title in Miami, but the King may be pleased today to learn he’s longer wearing one particular crown. The Heat star is no longer the most hated player in the NBA. Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian’s soon-to-be ex, has…
The stadium that has had more name changes than Puff Daddy is about to begin the hunt for a new one. Sun Life Financial, the Canadian insurance company, has announced it will roll back its operation in the United States and as a result likely won’t renew its deal for…
On the day that sanctions were officially handed out to Ohio State, the University of Miami got the tiniest sliver of good news after talking to the NCAA. Basketball player DeQuan Jones can return to action immediately. He was suspended by the school for the entire season after his name…
Well, there were rumors that a Miami-area football coach could be leaving for a Pennsylvania school earlier this year, but Canes coach Al Golden squashed those Penn State rumors with a contract extension. Turns out those rumors may have been concentrating on the wrong Miami coach and Pennsylvania school.The Pittsburgh…
The Dolphins took down the Buffalo Bills 30-23 in a snowy Orchard Park yesterday. Reggie Bush ran for a career-high 203 yards. It was also their first win without Tony Sparano.With just two games left to play, the Fins victory brings their record to 5-9, putting the team on track…
Remember last year around this time? You know, when the Heat were actually playing basketball. Not very good basketball mind you, and fans thought that coach Erik Spoelstra was sure to get a pink slip? Well, he managed to turn things around and get the team to the Finals, and…
Rumors are swirling that Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross is looking to bring former Kansas City Chiefs president Carl Peterson on in an executive role. Basically Peterson would serve as a new Bill Parcells of sorts, taking a top executive role but leaving the day-to-day running of the team up…
Part-time South Florida resident Scottie Pippen has filed suit today against several news outlets and websites which have reported that he’s bankrupt. He’s seeking at least $1 million from each outlet. Filing a loud lawsuit isn’t exactly the best way to downplay rumors that you’re having money woes. But Jordan’s Rib…
Rumors were spiraling this morning that Tony Sparano’s fate was sealed as head coach with the Miami Dolphins, but the team isn’t taking any time to make it official. According to The Miami Herald, the team will officially announce his termination this afternoon. Defensive backs coach Todd Bowles will be…
Without a doubt, the highlight of the Miami Hurricanes’ otherwise mediocre season was the explosive play of running back Lamar Miller. As a redshirt sophomore, we figured he’d stay at least one more season in Coral Gables, but now CBS Sports reporter Bruce Feldman is reporting via Twitter that Miller…
The former star quarterback from Miami Central Senior High who broke Jacory Harris’ passing record, is leaving the University of Central Florida after following his breakout freshman season with a sophomore slump. Jeffrey Godfrey, who had requested a release from his scholarship, can transfer to any school that is not…
The Heat may not have a celebration quite like last year’s infamous pre-season pep rally planned to kick off the season — but maybe that’s because they want you to relive that welcoming party all over again. The Heat are about to unleash a documentary film, Into the Fire, and…
The Philadelphia Eagles helped head coach Andy Reid win the Mustachioed Overweight Coach Who Has Overstayed His Welcome Bowl when they blew away the Dolphins 26-10 yesterday. The Dolphins have ensured themselves their third straight losing season, falling to 4-9, and remain dead-last in the AFC East even though everyone…
We can understand stiffing taxpayers with a $2.6 billion invoice for a shiny new stadium. We can’t even really blame the Miami Marlins for refusing to chip in for millions in parking taxes while dropping nine figures on high-priced free agents. Hey, if our county officials are so inept that…
Today is finally the beginning of the NBA’s free-agency period, and with the Heat’s first game a little more than two weeks away, the team will have to work fast and furious to nail the roster down. We’ve already gotten news that Shane Battier and Eddy Curry will be new guys…
So despite the fact that the Miami Heat are severely hurting in the point guard and center spots, their first signing priority this season was apparently the owner’s son’s college buddy.In the first indication of the team’s signing decisions, Shane Battier has announced he’ll be playing for the Heat this…
Good thing the Marlins are the only team in the MLB with an official barber, because newly signed Jose Reyes will have to sit down in Hugo Tandron’s chair soon. Reyes has sported shoulder length dreadlocks for the better part of his career with the Mets, but the Fish have…
Don’t question University of Florida graduate Jen Wiley’s commitment to the Florida Gators. She’s such a fan of the team that she named her kid Spurrier Urban Wiley after two of the team’s most (or really only) notable football coaches. However, now that Urban Meyer has decided to take the…
