With a teary confession that he should have done more to investigate allegations that ex-defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky had molested a young boy in the team’s showers, legendary Penn State coach Joe Paterno announced today he will stop down at the end of the season. Scandal aside, that means that…
Vontae Davis, the Dolphin’s 2009 first-round draft pick, didn’t play in Sunday’s game. Rumors sparks that that Davis was left back at home because he got into a fight with Brandon Marshall, but apparently that’s not true. Or at least it’s not the full truth. Apparently, Davis was actually sidelined…
The Marlins don’t officially reveal the full details of their branding makeover until Friday, but on the heels of the leak of the new logo and hats, it appears that details of the new uniform have also found their way online early. And if they’re accurate, you can say goodbye…
Finally, just when it mattered the least, when a win couldn’t possibly do anything to change the fortunes of this season, this coaching staff, or this fan base’s hopes, the Dolphins FINALLY pulled off a victory.Somehow, someway, led by one of the marionette puppets from Team America QB Matt Moore,…
A second round of excerpts from Shaquille O’Neal upcoming Autobiography have hit the web. In the first round, Shaq detailed his near-fight with Pat Riley, but in the latest the first Miami Heat messiah criticizes our current one, LeBron James…
It’s not exactly a secret that last season the Miami Heat were playing with a chip on their shoulder almost as big as LeBron’s ego (we kid because we love). Now, Dwyane Wade is saying that the team’s failure against Dallas in the NBA Championships can be chalked up to…
For the third time in a little over a week, a Miami sports team has been the butt of a joke on a national sitcom. First there was South Park’s minor dig at the Dolphins, then The Office had a little fun at Chris Bosh and the Miami Heat’s expense…
Shaq has fired back at the computer hack who exposed him as a clumsy mack. The insane battle between Shaquille O’Neal and his ex-con IT guy– who sued his former boss and leaked scandalous emails of the retired basketball behemoth being an extra-marital lothario– got more complicated Thursday.Shaq filed his…
Despite being quoted by CBSSports.com yesterday saying that the University of Miami wants to renegotiate Al Golden’s contract, and implying that the coach wouldn’t be above abandoning ship if the team was hit by crippling NCAA sanctions, Golden’s agent Adam Senior now says that Golden will honor his contract. Senior…
Is Miami Hurricanes head coach Al Golden hoping to get out of his contract with the University of Miami if the NCAA hands down crippling sanctions related to the Nevin Shapiro scandal? His agent Brett Senior seems to hint so in an interview with CBSSports.com, and suggests that Golden may…
Micky Arison may have made the most expensive tweet in history. NBA commissioner David Stern will fine the Heat owner $500,000 for a remark he made on Twitter about the lockout, according to Yahoo! Sports. That would be the single largest fine ever levied on an individual in NBA history…
How much of a badass is Pat Riley? Enough of a badass to go toe-to-toe and face-to-face with Shaq. Sure, Riley’s not exactly diminutive at 6’4″, but Shaq is nine inches taller and 27 years younger than him.Shaq recounts the near-fight that he had with Riley one day that pretty…
If you happen to see Dwyane Wade’s bare feet, don’t make the same mistake LeBron James made and assume D-Wade has some sort of nasty toenail infection. He just likes to paint his toenails black.MV3 discusses his preference for noir foot digits and his other fashion habits in the latest…
The Flying Bag of Penis that is the Miami Dolphins nearly went and fucked things up by almost winning a game yesterday. But Suck For Luck is alive and well after the New York Giants woke up from their zombie-like state and handed Miami their seventh loss of the season…
Lets be honest, The Office is pretty much the sitcom equivilant of the Miami Dolphins right now: Once perfect, now in the midst of their worst season ever. That didn’t stop them last night from making fun of the Miami Heat in their Halloween episode. …
Not since “Paula Deen Riding Things” has a scene in Miami taken the Internet by meme storm. After defeating the Dolphins in his first NFL career start last weekend, Tim Tebow got down on one knee, clenched a fist, and proceeded to take a quick prayer break while the rest…
There’s something rotten in Dolphinville. With the team trudging along winless, fans resorting to a “Suck for Luck” mindset, and a soon-to-be-fired Tony Sparano putting his house on the market, players on the team are understandably frustrated and lashing out like angry kids during a long car ride. Earlier this…
Sometimes we wonder how far this Suck for Luck business will go. Join us in our imagination: It’s January 1, and the Jets are visiting Sun Life for the last game of the year. The Fins are 0-16. There’s less than a minute left on the clock, and the Indianapolis…
And they say Miami Heat fans are apathetic. Pshaw! OK, so they might not go to games, even if it’s pretty easy to get good tickets for $30 with a free pizza and Coke. But when some high-falutin’ author calls them “cretins,” they will email said author to wish that…
There’s some sort of collection of men purporting to be a football team who still suit up every Sunday in the Dolphin’s traditional aqua and orange and attempt to play something vaguely resembling pro football. It’s almost cute how they’re still pretending to even compete. In their latest move they’ve…
Apparently Shaq Fu — despite a personal life that reads like bad urban fiction — hasn’t given up on his dream of being a top cop somewhere in America. Over the weekend, the New York Times published a fluffy “thirty second” interview with Shaquille O’Neal, in which he said: “I’m…
The gritty rooftop “Miami Kiwanis Club League” might be every bit as much a fantasy as the idea of seeing The Heatles destroy the NBA again before Christmastime — but damn if it doesn’t look like a hell of a fun game.Dwyane Wade dominates for a “Little Havana” team in…
