Heat Playoffs: Big Three Combine for 64 Points

It’s one thing to get obliterated by the Miami Heat’s Big Three and their skull crushing offense. But when they rock an opponent’s face off with some suffocating defense, well then you really got something.The Heat used their smothering D, combined with their usual badass O and took down the…

Heat Playoffs: Miami Holds Off Pesky 76ers, Take Game 1

After a sluggish start that undoubtedly had everyone jumping through plate glass windows and setting their pants on fire, the Miami Heat managed to get their shit together to beat the Philadelphia 76ers 97-89 and take Game One of their first-round series.The 76ers proved to be a scrappy bunch, mounting…

The Heat’s Road to the NBA Championship

The day is almost here. After one of the most scrutinized regular seasons afforded to any team in just about all of NBA history the Miami Heat are set to play their first play-off game with LeBron James and Chris Bosh joining Dwyane Wade in red and black tomorrow. They’ll…

Florida Panthers Are Just Whoring Themselves Out Any Way They Can

Just in case you thought corporate douchebaggery couldn’t get any worse than the carousel of inane names for the ex-Joe Robbie Stadium — Landshark Stadium anyone? — the Florida Panthers are here to remind us that the limits of corporate whoredom are ever-expanding. The team has just sold its rink…

LeBron James’ Jersey Is the Best Selling of the Season

For all of that talk about how LeBron James was forever ruining his public image and marketability by spurning Cleveland to take his talents to South Beach, the man sure seems to have his business side on lock. In fact, he has the best-selling jersey of the season. James’s new…

Harvard’s Tommy Amaker Turns Down Miami’s Coaching Offer

We’re not sure what is going on in Coral Gables. The Hurricanes have a potential superstar college basketball coach in Frank Martin who seems like he’s just waiting for a call, but they’re spending all of their time trying to lure so-so candidates for the men’s basketball coaching job who…

Glen Rice Gets Sued Over a Handball Tournament

We have no idea why former Miami Heat legend Glen Rice’s post-NBA life involves hiring people to film and organize a handball tournament (hell, we have no idea why handball tournaments need to be filmed in the first place), and perhaps after finding himself in legal trouble Rice is thinking…

Heat Beat Celtics, Take No. 2. Seed

Entering this season, the expectation for the Miami Heat was that they’d give the Boston Celtics a run for their money, and topple them as the best team in the Eastern Conference. But then the Celtics beat Miami three times, taking Suck to a whole other level. Expectations became so…

Frank Martin on Miami Coaching Rumors: “No One Has Called Me”

Regardless of what’s actually on the mind of University of Miami interim athletics director Tony Hernandez, the media has already anointed Kansas State coach Frank Martin the frontrunner for the Canes’ open basketball coaching job because of his considerable connections to the Miami area (connections that involve a past high…

Dwyane Wade Unveils His First Pair of Signature Air Jordans

For the past two years, Dwyane Wade has been just about the only NBA superstar not to have his own signature sneaker. He traded his own line of Converse kicks and apparel to take the historic honor of being the first basketball-player spokesman for Nike’s Air Jordan brand since Michael Jordan himself. But the…