Lil Wayne Has Beef with LeBron James and Dwyane Wade

It wasn’t that long ago when you could spot Lil Wayne sitting front row at AAA rooting on Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat (one instance of which was immortalized in cake format), but apparently Wayne is a Heat fan no more. No, he’s not pissed about “The Decision” like…

Miami Hurricanes Want to Play Game in New York Every Four Years

Before this year’s inaugural Pinstripe Bowl, the Miami Hurricanes played in the last college football bowl game held within New York City way back in the 1962 Gotham Bowl. Now with the new Yankees Stadium interested in hosting football games, it seems that the Hurricanes want to become something of…

LeBron James to Launch Kids Cartoon Show

We all know LeBron James makes for good television, but can he actually make good television? We’ll find out this Spring when the Heat star launches his own online animated show for kids on YouTube and his own website. Titled The LeBrons, the series will feature cartoon versions of LeBron…

Dwyane Wade Tells Gabrielle Union When to Wear Spanx

So maybe you didn’t get an invitation to Dwyane Wade’s $100,000 29th birthday bash this weekend that spanned both the W and Mokai, but someone with a video camera sure did. They caught Wade’s girlfriend, actress Gabrielle Union, delivering her candid, funny and heartfelt speech for the occasion. For a…

Bosh, Wade and James All Sit Out Practice With Injuries

How exactly would the Miami Heat play without Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh or LeBron James? Like the reigning champs of a retirement community’s summer league? Like an especially hairy WNBA team? Like the ’07-’08 Heat, who went Wade-less much of the season and finished with the worst record in the…

ESPN: Brian Daboll to Be Dolphins Next Offensive Coordinator

Will Brian Daboll be the man to turn around the Miami Dolphins’ faulty offense? According to ESPN, he’s just been hired as the new offensive coordinator. He’s spent two years in the same position with the Cleveland Browns, but before that spent time on the staffs of the Dolphin’s two…

Al Golden Has Never Met New Offensive Coordinator Jedd Fisch

Now that the Seattle Seahawks are unsurprisingly out of the playoff race, newly hired Miami Hurricanes offensive coordinator and now former Seahawks QB coach Jedd Fisch will finally get to me Al Golden? Wait, wait, the ‘Canes new head coach hired his offensive coordinator without ever actually meeting him? Well,…

Heat Fall Short Against Bulls, Lose Third Straight

LeBron James was forced to sit out his second-straight game with his karma-fucked ankle, forcing Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh to once again play with Mario Chalmers longer than they should be able to.Wade missed a three-point attempt as regulation expired, as the Heat fell to the Bulls 99-96, giving…

Kyle Turley Claims Dan Marino Smoked Pot Before Games

Before Brett Favre broke it, Dolphins legend Dan Marino held the NFL record for most career touchdown passes at 420, but did a little 420 help him get there? That’s what former NFL offensive lineman Kyle Turley claimed yesterday on the Dan LeBatard Show. Turley doesn’t know for sure but…

LeBron-less Heat Trounced by Nuggets

The Miami Heat suited up against Denver last night without LeBron James and his karma-fucked ankle. This was also the last game before the Heat return to the east coast where when it’s 7:30, it’s not actually 10:30. Mix in a dash of Mario Chalmers bricks and a Mike Miller…

Hurricanes Hire Jedd Fisch as Offensive Coordinator

Al Golden has said he was going to hire his offensive coordinator from the NFL to guide the Hurricane’s traditional pro-style offense, and according to reports he’s selected Seattle Seahawks quarterbacks coach Jedd Fisch for the job. The hiring hasn’t been made official, but the team’s official Tumblr has already…

Clippers Snap Miami Heat’s Winning Streak

​In 1989, the Miami Heat snapped it’s 17-game losing streak by defeating the L.A. Clippers, and earning the franchise its first ever win. Last night, the Clippers snapped the Heat’s 13-consecutive road wins streak, beating the Heat 111 – 105 at the Staples Center. Synergy? Coincidence? Or….. KARMA??? We’re pretty…

Mark Whipple to be Named UConn Head Coach

So, you’re an offensive coordinator who (indirectly at least) gets fired from his job for making his fair share of screw ups that lead the team to never getting into a BCS bowl, yet somehow you end up as a head coach at a school that just got into a…