Albert Louis-Jean Latest Former ‘Canes Commit to Jump Ship

New Miami Hurricanes coach Al Golden isn’t having much luck in retaining star recruits who had verbally committed to the team under former coach Randy Shannon. Albert Louis-Jean, rated by some recruiting services as the best recruit in the state of Massachusetts and the 9th best corner back in the…

Dolphins Implode Against Lions, Finish Season 1-7 At Home

With no playoffs and no hope left for this season, the Dolphins entered a pretty meaningless game against the Detroit Lions on Sunday, all things considered. There was very little to be gained from a win other than to say they didn’t lose to the Detroit Lions. But that didn’t…

Heat Dominate Lakers in Christmas Day Showdown

It was hailed as the most highly anticipated NBA game in the history of everything ever! The NBA game of NBA games! The game that was going to blow your ass off with its sheer apocalyptic awesome! And, in the end, the Miami Heat took down the defending NBA champion…

FIU in the Little Caesar’s Bowl: Our Polish Correspondent Has the News

Jacek Urbanczyk, Poland-based sports journalist, is Riptide’s stringer for the Little Caesar’s Pizza Bowl in Detroit, between the University of Toledo and our very own Florida International University. It will be played on Sunday. He’s in Detroit to drum up enthusiasm for the Polish American Football League. His prose is…

Pete Carroll’s Son Joins Hurricanes Coaching Staff

The USC Trojans and the Miami Hurricanes aren’t that different: private schools in big warm weather cities with a healthy amount of national championships and a sometimes troubling amount of controversy. The big difference is that ‘Canes haven’t won a national championship since ’01, whereas Trojans have claimed two since…

Anti-LeBron Documentary Gets Funding Through Kickstarter

Because LeBron hate apparently can’t be contained to the internet, sports pages, radio, and ESPN, a new documentary hoping to chronicle “NBA superstar LeBron James’ first season with the Miami Heat, through the eyes of the fans he left behind,” has just meet its goal on Kickstarter. Yep, LeBron hate is…

Miami Dolphins Promotion Includes Free Yarmulke

Jews love a deal (not to imply any sort of hurtful stereotype, because let’s be honest people of all ethnic and religious backgrounds love a deal. There is something wrong with you if you don’t). Jews also love the Miami Dolphins (again regardless of identity, there is something wrong with…

Lingerie Football Brawl: Miami Caliente Game Ends in Fisticuffs

We can debate the merits of the Lingerie Football league all we want, but there’s no question that the competition is real. This Friday’s game between the Miami Caliente and the Tampa Bay Breeze erupted in straight up fisticuffs. Wait, with the Dolphins stuck in permanent suck and the Hurricanes…

Teddy Bridgewater Commits to Louisville, Spurning Canes

Al Golden has only been in charge of the Miami Hurricanes for a week, and he’s already lost a major recruiting battle. Teddy Bridgewater, the quarterback for Miami Northwestern and rated the number two best quarterback prospect in the country by Rivals.com, has committed to the University of Louisville. Bridgewater…

Dolphins Lose Sixth Home Game of Season, Playoffs are DOA

With Sunday’s 17-14 loss to the lowly Buffalo Bills, it looks like the Miami Dolphins have managed to cobble together yet another season of rampant incompetence.The loss killed whatever feeble hopes Miami had on making the playoffs, putting their record at 7-7 and giving them their sixth home loss of…