Incognito and Martin Texted About Poppin’ Mollies and Being Stoned

To bolster Richie Incognito’s position that threats of violence between him and Jonathon Martin were just the pair’s special way of “bantering,” Incognito’s attorney released 40 pages of text messages between the former teammates to CBS Miami yesterday. Ironically, the controlled leak could lead to more problems for both Martin…

Heat-Thunder: Dwyane Wade Disappears Again, Team Loses 112-95

If Kevin Durant was looking to send a message, message received loud and clear. Durant continued his streak of lighting the NBA on fire, scoring 33 points in a 112-95 stomping of a mistake-prone Miami Heat team Wednesday. Durant scored 30 or more for a career best 12th straight game,…

LeBron CGI Enhanced vs. Spurs; Next Up: Durant and Thunder

In their first meeting since last years epic NBA Finals, the Miami Heat blew the doors off the San Antono Spurs 113-101. In contrast to last years seven-game craziness, this one had very little drama, as the Heat pushed their lead to nearly 30 — with the starters sitting on…

Heat Beats Celtics: Joel Anthony Makes Tough Guys Cry

In what is becoming a trend, the Heat once again Tuesday night played a game you would like to punt into a canal, jump in after it, drag it to the bottom, and put it under a rock like an alligator. Except they won this time, 93-86. Yeah, the Celtics…

Hawks Beat Heat: The Shittiest All-Star Game Ever

The Miami Heat lost to the Atlanta Hawks Monday night, 121-114. The game started at 5:30 p.m., and ended at 8:02 p.m. That recap of the game gives pretty much as much effort as the Miami Heat defense right now. I will only continue out of respect to Pat Riley…

University of Miami Briefly Bans Luther Campbell

For a few hours Friday, Luther Campbell’s rocky relationship with the University of Miami athletic department appeared to be headed off a cliff. Craig Anderson, associate athletic director for compliance, ordered Uncle Luke — who despite recent criticism of the U, still bleeds orange-and-green — to leave the building minutes…

LeBron Fails, Anthony Departs, Heat Loses Again!

The guys who run the the Heat superstore secretly replaced the regular Miami Heat with the generic brand. They wanted to see if we noticed. Yeah, we noticed. The Washington Wizards came out of the gate wizarding harder than they have ever wizarded before, scoring 43 points in the first…