The Dolphins went into Dirty Jersey yesterday and beat the living bananas out of a very bad but extremely pleasant to watch Jets team. The Dolphins cruised to a 23-3 victory and kept alive their slim hopes of sneaking into the sixth playoff spot. Losses by Pittsburgh, San Diego, and…
The Miami Heat held a team meeting prior to Sunday’s sleepy late-afternoon tip with the Charlotte Bobcatzzz, collecting all they gave a crap about into one tiny basket. It was the kind of basket you might buy strawberries in. Spoelstra went down the line, and one by one the players…
Apparently the Minnesota Timberwolves aren’t too proud to admit that Miami Heat players are just more exciting than theirs. The Heat are scheduled to visit the Target Center in Minneapolis on Saturday, December 7, and the Timberwolves are selling a tickets in the hopes that fans will get to high-five…
Well, we all know that David Beckham is working to make the dream of bringing a Major League Soccer team to Miami a reality, and we all know that he has a December 31 deadline to do so. Now Beckham has officially confirmed that he hopes to make an announcement…
Well, it’s Jets Week around these parts and that means you can pretty much throw Incognito, Martin, our terrible offensive line, the (hopefully) looking unemployment of the entire front office and coaching staff and everything else out the window. It’s Jets Week, which means the only thing we can focus…
LeBron made his first trip back to Cleveland this season, and the Miami Heat took care of businesses on Thanksgiving Eve, 95-84 over the Cleveland Cavs. LeBron gobble, gobbled, up the Cleveland defense, finishing with 28 points, eight rebounds, and eight assists. Dwyane Wade had 22, but didn’t record a…
Sure, last time we tried this, it ended in an epic on-field brawl. But the University of Miami and Florida International University are prepared to let bygones be bygones and are in talks about scheduling another football game…
This has been a year of great uncertainty for Jameis Winston. The freshman quarterback might lead Florida State to a national championship. He might win a Heisman trophy. And, of course, he might end up in prison after being accused of rape. One thing Winston almost certainly did not do,…
One of the major hurdles in David Beckham’s quest to bring a Major League Soccer team to South Florida is deciding on a place for the team to play. While reports suggest the team would start play at either FIU Stadium, Marlins Park or Sun Life Stadium, the long-term plan…
The Miami Heat (11-3) pushed the winning streak to seven games Monday night with a 107-92 win against the Phoenix Suns. The LeBron James ioS 2013 update continues to get rave reviews, finishing with 35 points, five rebounds, and four assists. Ray Allen had 17 points, and Chris Andersen chipped…
Last week, the Dolphins saved their season and maybe a lot of jobs; this week, the Dolphins went back to their Dolphins ways. Today, the team is what the record says — a below-average group that lacks the proper coaching, players, and toughness to pull off wins once it has…
Dwyane Wade didn’t seem to mind when he gave up his title of the Heat’s best player to LeBron James, but apparently he does get touchy when people claim LeBron has better off-the-court style than he does. GQ recently named LeBron James as the most stylish athlete of 2013, and…
Last week, the Dolphins narrowly escaped with a victory against a very mediocre San Diego Chargers team at a time when our boys needed to catch a break. Unfortunately, this weekend’s matchup isn’t so beneficial. Cam Newton and the red-hot Panthers ain’t no wilting bolts…
Channing Crowder, the former Dolphin who can always be counted on for an outrageous quote, just solved an NFL mystery. Perhaps you’ve wondered what happens when nature calls during the game? Well, in Crowder’s case at least, he just peed his pants right there on the field…
The Miami Heat beat the Orlando Magic Wednesday night 120-92. Miami was once again down Dwyane Wade, who sat out the game because of that same damn knee. James Jones started and proceeded to drop 17 points while shooting 5-7 from three-point range. LeBron James led the Heat with 21…
Cultist pointed out that Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade has sold a sitcom to Fox based on his memoirs of fatherhood. It’s a simple family show slated to be titled Three The Hard Way — which if you aren’t aware, is not only the name of a seminal ’70s blaxplotation…
Yesterday, at a rally officially announcing that a Major League Soccer team is coming to Orlando, league Commissioner Don Garber had a bit of bad news for the assembled Orlando fans. “This is the beginning for us in Florida,” Garber told the crowd last night. “We hope to have a…
Back in action Tuesday night, the Heat took on the Atlanta Hawks, a rebuilt team, and by rebuilt, I mean I just watched them play for 48 minutes and I’m still not entirely sure who plays for them. Oh, and the Heat won 104-88, minus a resting Dwyane Wade. After…
Whenever Brendan Riley and Kyle Ramey attend a Dolphins game in their Speedos, the team wins. The two were caught in a viral photo in which Ramey, clad in just a beard and his Speedo, is seen being confronted by a security guard in the stands of Sun Life Stadium…
Miami Heat assistant coach David Fizdale has it all: two championship rings, plenty of money, a stunning fiancée, and a courtside seat every night to the greatest show in the NBA. One thing the 39-year-old definitely doesn’t need is a lift — from anyone, let alone a public servant paid…
Dudes can show up at a football game shirtless in body paint, but apparently if you flash some thigh, you’ve crossed a line. Instinct magazine caught wind of a picture of a Dolphins fan in little more than a teal Speedo getting an earful from security at yesterday’s game. Update:…
LeBron James and David Beckham are two of the biggest global sports stars of the last decade, and according to a British tabloid report the two may be teaming up. The Mail on Sunday reports that James may become a business partner in Beckham’s long rumored Miami-based MLS franchise…
