The Marlins have traded first baseman Logan Morrison to the Seattle Mariners. At this point, most Miamians react to anything the Marlins do with a collective shrug, but this –THIS!– is different. We’re losing not only a first baseman but also a local Twitter superstar. In fact, Morrison’s tweet addiction…
Earlier this week, David Beckham’s investment group, Beckham Brand Limited, officially registered a new corporate entity in Miami called Miami Beckham United, which has led some to believe that this odd title could be the name of the Major League Soccer team he eventually brings to Miami…
The Indiana Pacers have had this one circled on their calendars for some time now. They made no secret December 10th, 2013 would be a day of reckoning, a day when they would inflict revenge upon the Miami Heat’s entire house for all the heart-breaking defeats the team has handed…
Jeff Ireland might be the luckiest man in the NFL. Even after the embarrassing Incognito affair, the general manager has reportedly been told by owner Stephen Ross that his job is safe. The news may come as the Dolphins remain firmly in the race for a wildcard spot in the…
That picture shows how close the Miami Dolphins came to one of the most epic losses in the franchise’s history. One-third of an Antonio Brown foot from being Auburn’d right in the butt. Instead, the Dolphins shook off about six demons with a gutsy win over the Pittsburgh Steelers in…
The good news for the Detroit Pistons was the temperature at tip — a brisk 25 degrees, meant the big fat dish of revenge the Miami Heat served was cold. The bad news: The game was broadcast on television, and everyone saw what happens when the Heat gets another shot…
The Dolphins travel to Pittsburgh on Sunday to face a Steelers team that is also in the hunt for the 6th playoff spot (though on life support at 5-7) and are fresh off a week of moderate controversy surrounding their head coach kinda sorta accidentally meandering onto the field. On…
Yesterday came news that LeBron James would be starring in his very first movie. It’s a basketball comedy co-starring comedian Kevin Hart, and not, to the dismay of nostalgic millenials, the sequel to the Michael Jordan and Loney Tunes ’90s classic Space Jam that the world deserves. Dreams of a…
With Chris Andersen missing Thursday night’s game against the Chicago Bulls due to personal reasons, and Dwyane Wade missing the game because of the flu, the Miami Heat decided to honor their fallen teammates by showing a sign of unity, and completely didn’t show up. If you missed the late…
Almost an entire year after the initial incident that triggered an investigation into whether or not FSU’s superstar QB Jameis Winston sexually assaulted a woman, Tallahassee police have announced that no charges will be filed in the case…
With a looming deadline on his contract option to buy an MLS team, it may seem that its Miami or bust for David Beckham. Though, in the latest issue of Sport magazine, the print arm of British sports radio network Talksport, Beckham downplays that his franchise will necessarily be in…
Well, it’s not quite Space Jam 2, but LeBron James is finally coming to the big screen in a staring role. According to Deadline Hollywood, the Chosen One has been chosen to co-star in a movie with diminutive comedian Kevin Hart…
There are many possible explanations for what occurred Tuesday night — but really, only one makes sense. It could have been the fact that the Panthers-Senators game unfolded on a Tuesday night, which is the worst night imaginable for professional athletics. Or perhaps it was the matter that the Ottawa…
Let’s imagine a terrible scenario in which the Miami Heat’s five starters all magically develop some sort of injury that collectively keeps all five out until the playoffs, Would the team even make the playoffs? Dwyane Wade and Udonis Haslem thinks the bench players could get them there on their…
Once again the Miami Heat replaced its regular brand of basketball with Equate for three quarters, except this time the rabid fourth quarter run fell short . The Pistons stormed out to a double-digit lead early, took an 11 point lead into the half, and survived the Heat’s fourth quarter…
Touchdown Tommy has been one of the University of Miami’s most memorable traditions since 1945. After each Canes football score, members of the Sigma Chi fraternity fire a small cannon in celebration. Seniors shoot blanks out of the wheeled piece of artillery in the corner of Sun Life Stadium, near…
The Dolphins went into Dirty Jersey yesterday and beat the living bananas out of a very bad but extremely pleasant to watch Jets team. The Dolphins cruised to a 23-3 victory and kept alive their slim hopes of sneaking into the sixth playoff spot. Losses by Pittsburgh, San Diego, and…
The Miami Heat held a team meeting prior to Sunday’s sleepy late-afternoon tip with the Charlotte Bobcatzzz, collecting all they gave a crap about into one tiny basket. It was the kind of basket you might buy strawberries in. Spoelstra went down the line, and one by one the players…
Apparently the Minnesota Timberwolves aren’t too proud to admit that Miami Heat players are just more exciting than theirs. The Heat are scheduled to visit the Target Center in Minneapolis on Saturday, December 7, and the Timberwolves are selling a tickets in the hopes that fans will get to high-five…
Well, we all know that David Beckham is working to make the dream of bringing a Major League Soccer team to Miami a reality, and we all know that he has a December 31 deadline to do so. Now Beckham has officially confirmed that he hopes to make an announcement…
Well, it’s Jets Week around these parts and that means you can pretty much throw Incognito, Martin, our terrible offensive line, the (hopefully) looking unemployment of the entire front office and coaching staff and everything else out the window. It’s Jets Week, which means the only thing we can focus…
LeBron made his first trip back to Cleveland this season, and the Miami Heat took care of businesses on Thanksgiving Eve, 95-84 over the Cleveland Cavs. LeBron gobble, gobbled, up the Cleveland defense, finishing with 28 points, eight rebounds, and eight assists. Dwyane Wade had 22, but didn’t record a…
