A Steady Rain at GableStage Is Driven By Intense Performances

A Steady Rain, which opened last night at GableStage, is ostensibly a play about two life-long friends whose lives are irrevocably changed through a bad chain of events. But it can also be described as an anatomy of a fucked up cop.Written by Keith Huff, A Steady Rain is rife…

Odysseo Cements Humans’ Dominion Over All of Horsekind

Sorry, horses. It’s over.The long and storied battle you have waged with humans is done. We, the humans, have won. We have made you our transportation, carrying knights in armor and cowboys and postal mail across all kinds of difficult terrain. We have made you our sport, betting on your…

Rob Delaney Wants You To Laugh ‘Til You Die

Rob Delaney is the one you probably know as that guy on Twitter. Y’know, the hairy man sporting a green banana hammock in his picture? That’s him, all right.We keep up with his Twitter account on the daily. Here are some of our all time @robdelaney favorites:SANTA’S COMING! (all over…

SoBe Arts’ Hamlet: Iambic Pentameter Meets the Modern Day Opera

Of all of Shakespeare’s plays, none has captured the public’s imagination quite like Hamlet, the Bard’s harrowing tale of betrayal, murder, sexual politics, and dead people looking for vengeance (okay, all of William’s plays are pretty much like that).But you haven’t seen Hamlet until you’ve seen it performed as an…

Lewis Black Talks Big Boobs, Weed, and Masturbatoriums

Lewis Black is a hilarious dude. And not just in his stand-up — though as you’ll see when he hits town for the South Beach Comedy Festival 2012 March 1st, he’s hilarious on stage too. But he’s also funny (and unexpectedly patient) in one-on-one conversation.See, when we heard the perpetually…

Embodied Memory: Heather Maloney’s In This Place

Local choreographer and performer Heather Maloney likes to disassemble the ways that we think, see, feel, and move through space. Lately, she and her collaborators Joanne Barrett and Shaneeka Harrell have been conducting experiments in memory. They are deep in the process of building In This Place, a new physical…

Pina‘s Lesson: “Dance, Dance. Otherwise We Are Lost.”

“Dancer” is a loaded word. It brings to mind images of borderline anorexic women with great posture and mutilated toes, or hyper-sexual booty-licious music video girls, or strippers. But Pina, German director Wim Wenders’ Oscar-nominated tribute to daring choreographer Pina Bausch, undermines all the stereotypes. And it opens at the…

Nine Un-Sexy “Hey Girl” Ryan Gosling Memes

Women need very little to survive: food, water, and high-speed Internet access so they can peruse the gazillion images of Ryan Gosling that float around like meteoroids of pure hot in cyberspace. The ladies have been obsessed with Gosling ever since the release of The Notebook. Hell, those “Photoshopped” abs…

Decadancetheatre: Brooklyn Breaks at the Arsht

Decadancetheatre, an all-female crew based in Brooklyn, is all about staying true to hip-hop culture. They use old-school styles — breaking, popping, locking, and house — to tell stories on stage. In their 2004 performance, Decadance vs. the Firebird, the company remade Stravinsky’s classic ballet. For their Miami debut at…

Step Up 4 Trailer: Can Two Sexy Dancers Find Love In Miami?

The Step Up movies all have essentially the same plot: Boy meets girl. They dance. They fall in love. They live, and dance, happily ever after. But there’s something a little different about Step Up 4: It all takes place in Miami.From the looks of the trailer, released this week,…

Casa de Ha-Ha Comedian Daniel Reskin Launching Podcast

Daniel Reskin, the Miami-born server-by-day, comic-by-night (we’re sure he’s a trained ninja somewhere in between there) just announced he’s releasing his own podcast. Because New Times boasts the speediest reporting known to mankind, we got in contact with Reskin as soon as we saw his tweet about the podcast project …..