The Annual “Fire Randy Shannon” Campaign Starts Up Again

It’s still hard for Riptide to talk about, but Saturday’s dismantling of the Miami Hurricanes by the Florida State Seminoles was one of the most demoralizing things we’ve ever had to watch. Before that the ‘Canes were sitting as the highest ranked team in Florida and a universal favorite to…

Is Chad Henne In Danger of Losing the Starting Job?

There’s a lot being said this week about the Miami Dolphins quarterback situation. Mainly, is this it for Chad Henne? This comes largely thanks to a three-interception performance by Henne during Monday’s gash-fest against the New England Patriots. On Tuesday, ESPN analyst Chris Mortensen reported that Henne was going to…

ESPN to Broadcast Two Heat Games in 3D

ESPN loves 3D, and despite the fact the technology is only available in a small number of American households they’ve launched the country’s first 3D cable network this summer with ESPN 3D. They also seems to have a love hate relationship with two certain Miami sports teams, so it only…

Heat Win in LeBron’s Debut, Wade Hurt, Bosh Was There Too

The dream of having LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh on the same court finally became a reality last night! For about three minutes. But still. D-Wade had to sit out most of the Heat’s pre-season debut against the Detroit Pistons when he strained his right hamstring three and…

Miami Dolphins Fire Special Teams Coach John Bonamego

Whether or not you actually knew the name of the Dolphins special teams coach John Bonamego before last night’s bumbling loss to the Patriots, by the end of it you knew you wanted him fired. It might not be the same as erasing the soul crushing failures of last night’s…

The Origins of DJ Kitty Are a Mysterious Thing

When we first heard of the mystical being that is the Tampa Bay Ray’s DJ Kitty we gave maybe a little too much praise to the team’s marketing department. Turns out that the in-stadium video of a DJing cat that went viral was actually the idea of the team’s players…

Meet the Most Disturbing Anti-LeBron Site Ever Created: MrsLebronWade.com

Jilted Cleveland fans have tried pretty much everything to deal with their emotions: burning jerseys in effigy, singing angry ballads in comedy clubs, even penning delusional rants in Comic Sans. But now someone has gone too far.Meet MrsLeBronWade.com, a site built on the premise that D-Wade and LBJ tied the knot earlier…

Dolphins Get Pummeled On Monday Night Football

​​On a night where the Miami Dolphins were supposed to make a statement, get things back on track, and show the rest of the NFL watching world that they had arrived as a force to be reckoned with, they were instead beaten senselessly in a 41-14 shellacking at the hands…

Dwyane Wade Demands Ex-Wife Go Under Psychiatric Evaluation

Dwyane Wade’s heated divorce battle with ex-wife Siohvaughn may have come to an end earlier this year, but the two continue to battle it out in an equally contentious custody battle. Today Wade’s lawyer filed a motion in a Chicago court demanding that Siohvaughn go under a psychiatric evaluation, claiming…

Dolphins Host the Patriots Tonight: Keys To Victory

Last week, it was against the Jets on Sunday Night Football. Tonight, it’s the Patriots on Monday Night Football. That’s two straight weeks the Dolphins face an AFC East rival in the national spotlight. Also, it’s two straight weeks they face a team with an insufferable fanbase. So tonight is…

Gisele Bündchen Comes to Town to Root for Tom Brady’s Hair

Normally, thanks to their semi-ridiculous effort to enlist B-listers as co-owners the Miami Dolphins have the biggest star power in their rooting section. That’s not true when the New England Patriots come to town and Tom Brady brings his wifey Gisele Bündchen. The Brazilian supermodel arrived in town this weekend,…

Miami Hurricanes Take on Clemson Tigers in First ACC Test

Even before these season started we would have been happy for the Hurricane’s first ACC championship and a win in the Orange Bowl to ice the cake. Maybe then we could start clearing room, in our minds at least, for that elusive sixth national championship. With their loss to Ohio State, baring…